Koans and Haiku for librarians and anyone who owns a PC

From the zen site, this hilarious collection (some of which are reproduced below). If only error messages were written by Zen masters!






Haiku for Windows
original source unknown

The Web site you seek


Cannot be located, but


Countless more exist.

Windows NT crashed.


I am the Blue Screen of Death.


No one hears your screams.

Stay the patient course.


Of little worth is your ire.


The network is down.

Serious error.


All shortcuts have disappeared.


Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Another gem - the laughing librarian proudly presents Koans for the Zen Librarian.
Some excerpts are:

The Zen Librarian said, "Reference service is like a man hanging from a rope by
his teeth over a cliff, with his hands bound to his sides and feet resting on no
ledge, and another person asks him for books about Enrico Fermi for a child's
school assignment."

As a student in library school, the future Zen Librarian witnessed an argument
between a professor and another student. The other student said that Internet
access in public libraries should be filtered, and the professor said that
unrestricted access should be provided. "The mind needs to be filtered," the
future Zen Librarian said to the other student. "The mind needs to be
unrestricted," the future Zen Librarian said to the professor. The professor and
student were both amazed.

The Zen Librarian searched for nothing on AltaVista and received 27,987,384
hits.

The young patron approached the Zen Librarian at the Reference Desk. "I
think I have figured out what the call number is for Alan Watts' The Way of
Zen!"
"Well, what is it?" asked the Zen Librarian.
"294.32," replied the young patron.
"No!" answered the Zen Librarian emphatically, returning his attention to the computer monitor. "What is the call number, then?" asked the young patron.
"294.32," replied the Zen Librarian. After the young patron
went away, the Zen Librarian elaborated, "But this is an LC
library."

(Above koan submitted by Curt Allred, Michigan, USA)

A student in the library computer room was trying to fix a computer by
turning it off and on. The Zen Librarian told him that he cannot fix the
computer by turning it off and on with no understanding of what is wrong. The
Zen Librarian then told the student to turn it off and on. The computer worked
fine from that point on.

(Above koan submitted by Mike Hoy, Arizona, USA)